Here are the bevvies to scare up for the next show:

North Coast Brewing’s Scrimshaw Pilsner [alternatives: Victory Prima Pils, Paulaner Premium Pils]

and

New Belgium’s Plue Paddle Pilsner [alternatives: Bitburger Premiium Pils, New Glarus' Home Town Blonde]

To further prepare for the show, look deep within yourself for any beer-style-related prejudice and try mightily to expunge it.